census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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