i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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