No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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