you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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