i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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