I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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