its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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