that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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