that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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