Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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