So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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