People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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