Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I need water and some morals
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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