just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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