no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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