Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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