You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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