we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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