Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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