Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize