i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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