This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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