Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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