And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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