I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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