I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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