He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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