i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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