fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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