Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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