It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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