As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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