he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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