he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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