evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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