the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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