we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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