thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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