There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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