i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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