he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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