I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I supernannyed him into submission
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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