I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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