Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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