Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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