even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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