Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
