I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
