If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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