I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Your dad touched me again.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize