Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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