Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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