i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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