glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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