Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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