I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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